CBSRMT Episode Information Next Episode


The Last Plan


A pair of young quarrelsome and paranoid neighbors enlists the aid of an eccentric old woman to act as mediator. She hires a professional hit man to watch over them and informs them that if one kills the other, they will both die.



Air Dates

  • First Run - December 2, 1982
  • (No Repeat) - January 1, 1970





13     8

11 Responses to Episode 1398

The story was way too implausible to really get into. 2 stars.

Davy Joe

Excellent allegory of the arms race and Mutual Assured Destruction. EE's commentary on the era brings the series to a chilling (near)end.


Was impressed to learn that EE both authored and starred in this story. I found her voice portrayal to be especially quirky and intriguing, and truly helped to fill in any of the slight weaknesses the plot may have had.


Excellent allegorical fable. Elspeth Eric was a brilliant writer, and I am consistently amazed that people fail to recognize that.

Leaman Crews

I agree with Beenolas' review. There are weaknesses within The Last Plan that are more than made up for by Elspeth Eric's intriguing story and an unique and unusual style of narration. I especially like stories where much is expected of the listener and elements are not explicitly explained. Performances by the Old Woman and the Hit Man are memorable. Somehow the Hit Man is even endearing, reminding me of the wayward, but ultimately redeemed criminal art dealer in The Final Vow. A solid episode. 4 stars out of 5. JUROR #4


In my personal opinion, this was one of the most bizarre, interesting, well written pieces of sheer genius I have ever heard. The dialogue along with Ms Eric's voice (and writing) make this a classic. There was a spooky line that was a nod to Kitty Genovese: "I don't want to get involved." At least that was how I interpreted it. Poison, a gun, a knife, a hired killer, an eccentric woman, a cat all help to make this one bizarre and enchanting.


I'm completely convinced that Elspeth Eric hated people in general. She had talent, but she also had a truly jaundiced eye about humanity.


At firs the story was driving me crazy, I couldnt stand the fighting and bickering. The story turned out to be one of the better ones that I've heard in a while.


Just listened to "The Last Plan" for the 1st time...I love her writing. Her storeis are perfect for the radio...I feel she really had a grasp and understanding for the power of the medium.


I loved the "woman" portrayed by Elspeth Eric in The Last Plan.


I am not sure whether Elspeth Eric hated people. I think she was interested in people and what made them tick. I think she was a wannabe psychologist, and she would have loved to be in that profession. Unfortunately, her ideas about human psychology are often strange, or based on Freud. (I am not a fan of the latter, btw.) But I DO have the feeling she hated cats. Whenever a cat appears in one of her stories, it seems like they are depicted as evil, horrible creatures. In my experience, cats couldn't be further away from her interpretations of them. On the other hand, I think she loved dogs. Her dog stories usually paint dogs in a favorable light, as well as depicting human relationships with dogs. As for this episode, it was too weird to follow, lol! I have no idea what was going on, and I lost interest easily, so I kept getting distracted. Not one of her best, imo.


Leave a comment